the signs surrounding the entrance to Danjer Cove (currently overgrown with
bushes). For fun talk to the walk-through ordering speaker on the side of the chicken house. Take the flyer nailed to the wall and go into the chicken shop. It looks like youíll have to have a reservation slip before returning. Continue right and click on the red arrow going into the left side of the Theater (the building with the "Speare!" sign). Examine the Blood Island sticker on the side of the trunk. Next examine the pirate coat and then take the DANDRUFF. Open the pocket of the coat and take the WHITE GLOVE. Now take the MAGIC WAND and use it on the magic hat to get a BOOK. In inventory examine the book: itís on ventriloquism. Also notice that the dandruff is in fact LICE. For fun try to take the donkey head mask on the wall. Head upstairs just to get a sense of the lighting area, but thereís nothing you can do here now. Go back down , to the right and onto the stage. Talk to the hideous pirate for fun, and then talk to the actor. You can talk about other things, but focus on Blood Island: he wonít let you into the production or watch the rehearsal. Youíll learn that his agent Palido is on the beach at the Brimstone Beach Club. Youíll go there later when trying to get the map. Leave to the left and walk through the dressing
room to the outside. Next head down to the docks and into the Barbery Coast
barber shop. For fun talk to Rottingham and use as many insults and scare tactics as possible. Obviously that wonít work, so youíre going to have to play dirty. Use the lice on the comb while the barber is resting it on the table. Bye-bye, Baldy! Use the chair to start the haircut and then talk thoroughly to Haggis, especially about him joining the crew. Youíll find out you need to win the caber toss. Donít end the haircut to try it out just yet: youíll need to even the playing field before doing that. For now start by getting the scissors. To do this use the handle on the chair once and then take the PAPER WEIGHT. Haggisí place in the book will be lost, and heíll leave. Use the handle on the chair 3 more times and then take the SCISSORS.
Youíll automatically go back down. At this point you can end the haircut and go talk to the other pirates. Talk next to the salty pirate who turns out to be Cutthroat Bill. Talk thoroughly with him, especially about whether heís still pirating. Youíll need to bring him a gold item before he will join your crew. Next get his jawbreaker by patting him on the back (hand icon) twice.
Pick up the JAWBREAKER from the floor. Next talk thoroughly to the dapper pirate (Edward). For fun try auditioning for the 4th member of the barbershop quartet position using every song you know, and use every insult. Obviously
thatís not the sort of insult he wants. Use the white glove on Edward to challenge him to a duel. When you get to the duel field and focus on the pistol cases, close the center box lid. Use the hand on the banjo case behind him to choose the banjo as your weapon. What proceeds is 3 sessions of dueling banjos, if you get the order down correctly (you start over with the first if you get one strum wrong). To help Iíve left spaces for writing down the number of the string that needs to be strummed in the series (top string is 1, bottom is 5). The first is a series of 4, the second of 5, then the third of 6. String series: 1. __ , __ , __ , __ 2. __ , __ , __ , __ , __ 3. __ , __ , __ , __ , __ , __ When he gets cocky at the end use the hand icon on the gun pile, take the pistol, then use the pistol on the dueling banjo. Youíve gotten your first crew member, Snugglecakes! (Iím talking about him, not you. Honestly, weíve
never met.) Leave the barber shop and go back to the undergrowth surrounding Danjer Cove. Use the scissors first on the mysterious FLOWER, and then on the undergrowth. Remembering the chemical effects of the ipecac flower should prove useful later on, so keep it in mind. Well not exactly later on. To get yourself out of the belly of the snake start by picking up every item just to the left of you in the snakeís stomach. Go into inventory and use the flower on the syrup, then the ipecac syrup on the head of the snake. Out of the frying pan and into the . . . sand? To get out of the quicksand use the hand icon on the reeds and the thorn bush to get REED and THORN. Then go into inventory and use the thorn on the reed to make the PEA SHOOTER, and then use the balloon on the paper weight. Use the parrot icon on the floating balloon to blow on it. Now use the pea shooter on the floating balloon. Finally youíre at Danjer Cove. Examine the boat on the shore: it looks like youíll have to
fix that hole before we can proceed to the pirate ship. Leave the cove and when at the map choose the center arrow into Puerto Pollo. If youíve looked
in inventory you might have noticed that you now have a RESERVATION SLIP for the chicken restaurant. Head into the restaurant with confidence, and start
out by talking to Blondebeard, especially about El Pollo Diablo and where he needs to deliver chicken. Notice his tooth: thatís all the gold weíd need to convince Bill. Give the jawbreaker to Blondebeard, and then give him the gum when he asks for something chewy. Get the pin out of inventory and use it on the bubble that Blondebeard periodically blows. Pick up the tooth off the floor. However, Blondebeard will frisk you if you try to go out for the tooth, so the tooth will have to make it out some other way. To do this eat some of the gum yourself, then use it on the gold tooth. Use the parrot icon on the balloon to breath the helium, and then on the gum and tooth to chew it. The bubble you
blow will float out the window. (Sounds like it went down something metal.)
Before you leave pick up the BISCUIT, BISCUIT CUTTER and PIE PAN. Go into inventory and eat the biscuit: yuck! Next use the maggots you find inside the biscuit on the gross chicken sitting on the table. A BRIMSTONE BEACH CLUB CARD! Pick it up and then give the quiet patron a shove. Promotions for future LucasArts products aside, pick up the SERRATED KNIFE from the patronís back. Now leave the restaurant, and once you get outside and use the pie pan on the mudpuddle under the drain pipe. Youíve got the GOLD TOOTH. Before you show Bill the tooth, head through the archway on the right side of the city to the playing field. Itís time to give Guybrush some help with the caber toss: obviously strength alone wonít be enough. Go onto the grassy knoll and use the serrated knife on the sawhorse beneath the keg of rum. After that comes tumbling down use the ember on the trail of rum. Kaboom! Now you have a rubber tree to use for your caber. Leave the grassy knoll for the playing field, and before you leave for the barber shop use the biscuit cutter on the remaining rubber tree: now you have a RUBBER PLUG for the boat. Return to the barber shop and show the tooth to Bill. Talk to Haggis and agree to try the caber toss. Looks like you now have all three crew members. *THE MAP* After the animated sequence head for the ? on the beachy penninsula on the lower-right portion of the island. Try to go onto the beach, but you will be rudely affronted by the Cabana Boy. Show him your club card and he canít refuse you. Head onto the beach: you wonít get very far before you get serious burns on your feet. Return to the cabana and pick up 3 TOWELS, one after another. Use the towels on the ice bucket. Go back onto beach and use the towels on the hot sand 3 times to form a complete path across the beach. Talk to the sunbather, particularly about Blood Island. Once you find out he has a map on his back, take his MUG as he requested: itís time to give him an artificial sunburn. Open the gate and go through it to get back to the map.
Go to the far left side of Puerto Pollo and use the mug on the BOTTOMLESS MUG at the lemonade stand to switch them. Agree again to buy lemonade. After he
retreats, take the PITCHER and use it on the dye vats. Return to the map through the Danjer Cove exit and head back to the beach. Use the bottomless mug on Palido, and then the pitcher on the bottomless mug. Insta-sunburn, but how to take the map? Remember about his comment on sunburn peeling? I know, itís too gross, but itís all weíve got. Head back to the Cabana: the Cabana Boy wonít give up the vegetable oil easily, so this means war. Pick up a TOWEL use it on the ice bucket, then use the wet towel on the Cabana Boy locker room style.
Take the VEGETABLE OIL and return to the beach. Use the oil on the map to burn the skin, then use the hand icon on the map to peel it off. Youíve got the MAP, so letís go get the ship next. *THE SHIP* Head back to the map and over to Danjer Cove. To get the ship you have to become the magic and the mystery that is . . . El Pollo Diablo. In inventory combine the paste and the rubber plug, then use the sticky plug on the gaping hole in the boat. Use the boat and head for the pirate ship. Once there, climb up on deck. You arenít welcomed there apparently, but due to economical measures they wonít tar and feather you. After you jump back into the boat, use the serrated knife on the plank. Now theyíll have no choice. Go up on deck again and alert Fossey by attempting to open the door. Once you return to the beach leave Danjer Cove. While you could go directly to your final destination at
the chicken restaurant, for fun go to the swamp and the barber shop first. Once at the chicken restaurant youíll be served hot and juicy to the cabin of the pirate ship. LeChimp, eh? After Fossey finishes talking, use the ventriloquism book on LeChimp. Youíve now gotten the ship under your control, so open the right porthole and jump out (your plank awaits you). *ELAINE* The TREASURE MAP you found on the ship is actually instructions for using the lights at the theater. Return to the theater and walk to the right onto
the stage. You will walk back off to avoid watching public embarrassment (luckily the monkeys arenít upset: not exactly discriminating clientele). Go upstairs and then use the directions on the map (NW is upper-left, W is left, SW is lower left, etc.): SE, NW, W, S, E, NE, NE, E, SW. If you get one wrong just flip the switch and start over. For fun keep watching the spotlight shape after each pressing of the button (particularly just after the first NE). Now that the X has marked the spot, you need to go down and find a way to get the actor off the stage. Use the CHICKEN GREASE (went into inventory automatically from chicken pot) on the cannonballs to cause the actor to fumble when he juggles them. Now that heís out of the way, go onto the stage and pick up the shovel to start digging. *DIFFERENCES IN GAME MODES* In the Regular Mode here are all the things that have been altered: 1. You donít need to get Bill to spit out the jawbreaker 2. You donít need to fix the boat, hence no paste or biscuit cutter available 3. The white glove is not in the pirate coatís pocket, but is instead hanging from the sleeve 4. You arenít frisked by Blondebeard for gold tooth, thus no pie pan available 5. You donít need to use maggots on the chicken to get club card, thus no maggots in inventory 6. You donít have to use lengthy directions with the lights: simply flip the switch PART III: THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND OK, so Rottingham has the map: weíll get it back eventually. If we ever get
the pirates to stop singing, that is. The key ending word to land them voiceless is orange: they canít find a rhyme for it. This phrase will come up after several singing sessions. While I rather enjoyed the singing and saved orange for last, everyoneís a critic, so end it as soon as you wish. Now comes the critical decision: will you be a man of action and battle on your own, or a man of intellect and use help. If you choose the former you can always switch if it gets too rough by talking to Haggis. A general strategy note is to try as often as possible to be perpendicular to the other boat with your cannons facing its bow or stern. (front or back). You can then get them without getting shot yourself. When you defeat them, itís another matter, so hereís the handy dandy Insult and Reply Guide with spaces included to check off which ones you have gained and are available for use. A general rule with the insults is to always use the insults you donít know the replies to first, as the chances of finishing off the pair are much greater. Itís the replies that youíll need in your duel with Rottingham, so insults without the replies are of no use. *INSULT AND REPLY GUIDE* 1. __ Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! __ With your breath, I'm sure they suffocated. 2. __ You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee. __ I look that much like your fiancee? 3. __ I have never seen such clumsy swordplay! __ You would have, but you were always running away. 4. __ I'll hound you night and day! __ Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay! 5. __ Killing you would be justifiable homicide! __ Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. 6. __ I'll skewer you like a sow on a buffet! __ When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet. 7. __ Would you like to be buried or cremated? __ With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. 8. __ When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified! __ At least mine can be identified. 9. __ En garde! Touchť! __ Oh that is so clichť. 10. __ Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified! __ Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. 11. __ You can't match my witty repartee! __ I could if you would use some breath spray. 12. __ I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated! __ Your odor makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated. 13. __ Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated! __ Too bad they're all fabricated. 14. __ You're the ugliest monster ever created. __ If you don't count all the ones you've dated. 15. __ Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! __ The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. 16. __ I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated! __ Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. Again make sure to use the insults without replies at every occasion. Your first ship is the one with the orange "?" which are titled the "Really Not Fearsome Pirates" keep going at this one until you have its treasure. The next ships are the green-colored "Mildly Fearsome Pirates", the blue-colored "Semi Fearsome Pirates", the brown-colored "Pretty Fearsome Pirates", the white- colored "Fearsome Pirates", and finally the red-colored "Really Fearsome Pirates". With each new ship keep going at it until its booty is yours, learning new insults and replies as you go. By the time you have truly finished off these you should have a pretty good vocabulary of insults. Head to Plunder Town Harbor to upgrade you cannons to the "Destructomatic T-47" using your shipís booty to pay for it. Once youíve upgraded head back to face Rottingham. *ROTTINGHAM REPLY GUIDE* 1. My attacks have left entire islands depopulated! With your breath, I'm sure they suffocated. 2. You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei! I look that much like your fiancee? 3. I have never lost a melee! You would have, but you were always running away. 4. You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey. Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay! 5. When I'm done your body will be rotted and putrefied! Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. 6. Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day! When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet. 7. I give you a choice: you can be gutted or decapitated! With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated. 8. You're a disgrace to your species! You're so undignified! At least mine can be identified. 9. Your mother wears a toupee! Oh that is so clichť. 10. Never before have I faced someone so sissified! Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. 11. Nothing can stop me from blowing you away! I could if you would use some breath spray. 12. I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated. Your odor makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated. 13. My skills with a sword are highly venerated. Too bad they're all fabricated. 14. Your looks would make pigs nauseated! If you don't count all the ones you've dated. 15. Nothing on this earth could save your sorry hide! The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde. 16. Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated! Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. Youíve now reclaimed the MAP. In the off chance that you had not gained enough replies to defeat Rottingham, simply go back to the other pirate ships, particularly the "Really Fearsome Pirates" ship, and duel to gain more replies. You have no treasure and they have no treasure, so thereís nothing to lose.
After being defeated by Rottingham the game provides you with a surge of new insults to make sure that you arenít defeated again. [Note: No difference between regular and mega modes.]
PART IV: THE BARTENDER, THE THIEVES, HIS AUNT AND HER LOVER Looks like your on your own now. Pick up the BOTTLE in the sand. Examine it in inventory (itís shaving cream) and use the parrot icon on it to open it to get the CORK. Try to take the lotion, then talk with Haggis about the lotion twice: youíll find out heís out of tar, and will trade the lotion for anything of the same consistency. Leave the shipwreck area and head up the hill to the clearing. Nothing to do here yet: just examine Elaine and the fireflies for
future reference. Now go to the hotel (the large building on the hill). Walk onto the patio and examine the cooking pot, barbecue and billboard. Head indoors to the bar and examine the fork in the nacho cheese: the cheeseís properties are remarkably tar-like. Open the door in the back and enter. Examine the cheese: weíll have to wait until later to get some. Take the REFRIGERATOR MAGNET, examine the file cabinet and then leave. Head over to the fortune teller and examine the plaque on the table. Talk to her and keep repeatedly asking her to read your future until sheís revealed 5 tarot cards, calls you a demon and wonít talk to you anymore. Take the TAROT CARDS, then
head over to the bar. Pick up the RECIPE BOOK next to the pickles and the far left barstool CUSHION. Also take the BROCHURES: you donít have to, but they
foreshadow coming events if you examine them in inventory. Try talking to the bartender: he needs something to clear his head. Go into inventory to examine and read through the recipe book, paying careful attention to pages 8 and 9. Here is the recipe for a hangover remedy--Head-B-Clear--and after that one a recipe for disaster which will be useful later. You need to get an egg, pepper, and the hair of the dog that bit you. Youíll wait until later to go upstairs: for now just leave the hotel and head for the cemetery. Aside from glancing
at the tomb and crypt, head left a screen. Pick up the MALLET and the CHISEL. Also pick up the SMELLY DOG HAIR from the dog. He hasnít bitten yet, so offer him the maggot infested biscuit. Chomp! That took care of that technicality. Leave the cemetery and head for the beach (the area with the colonnade). Walk to the right. To get the egg, use the cushion on the rocks, and then the mallet on the rubber tree. Now you have the EGG. Examine the weathered sign and then leave the beach. Go to the lighthouse and examine the mirror: itís broken and needs to be replaced. A lantern is also missing. Click on the down arrow to leave, then head over to the windmill on the hill. Try
opening the door (itís locked) and grabbing the windmill blades (you canít get a grip). Weíll have to come back to this location later for the barrel. For
now simply pick up the PEPPER from the pepper bush. Leave the windmill and head up to the strange lights near the volcano. Walk to the right through the village and take the BLOCK OF TOFU. I know that youíve probably never had the desire to do this in the past, but trust me. Then pick up the AUGER and
the MEASURING CUP. Continue to the right and then up towards the volcano. Talk thoroughly with the islander (Lemonhead), until he describes the appearance of the featured guest that hasnít shown up yet. Lactose- intolerant volcano god? Of course this means weíll have to give him indigestion eventually. Leave to the bottom left and exit the village. Itís time to head back to the hotel to give the bartender his remedy. Go into the bar, but before you give him the items go into the back room and use the chisel on the wheel of cheese to get some NACHO CHEESE. Then return
and give the egg, dog hair and pepper to the bartender (one after another: heíll do the mixing). Now that heís willing to talk to you, talk thoroughly
to Goodsoup and youíll learn about some very important things: 1. That the hotel business is suffering for the lack of volcano activity 2. About the guest that never checked out, who haunted the room and was locked in 3. That the ring is in the Goodsoup family crypt with his Aunt, whereas the
diamond is on Skull Island While youíre talking ask Goodsoup for the fruity drink with the UMBRELLA. Go ahead and drink the fruity drink. Pick up the EMPTY JAR. Go left and upstairs. Open the first door to go in. Examine the porthole, then use the mallet on the nail in the wall. Open the door to exit. Examine then take the PORTRAIT: Guybrush will get rid of the frame. Pick up the NAIL. Try to open the right
door: itís locked, just as Goodsoup said. Leave the upstairs and return to the bar. Try to take the mirror and then go upstairs: Goodsoup will catch you. How to create the illusion of there being a mirror when there isnít one? Go
into inventory and use the scissors on the portrait. Take the MIRROR and then use the portrait face you cut out on the mirror frame. The illusion is complete, so leave the hotel. Now that weíre better fortified by inventory items head over to the windmill. Use the umbrella on the windmill blades to get a ride to the barrel. Examine the barrel: sugar water. Exactly what insects
love. Use the empty jar on the barrel to fill it with sugar water. Use the doorway to the right to exit the windmill and leave. Head up to the village: itís time to try out the ceremony. You need to look like one of them to get in then. They have giant vegetables for heads. Be creative and use the block of tofu instead. Go into inventory and sculpt the tofu with the chisel to make a mask: Martha Stewart would be proud (although I donít recall seeing "Tofu Masks For the Holidays" in "Living"). Put on the tofu mask by using the hand icon
on the mask in inventory. Now head up to the volcano. You need only start to talk to Lemonhead and he will usher you up to the precipice over the volcano. After the ceremony simply use the nacho cheese on the seething caldera (i.e. the lava). Now head over to the hotel and go to the barbecue. Use the remaining nacho cheese on the cooking pot, then use the hand icon on the cooking pot to pick it up and take it to the shipwreck in lieu of tar. Now you can pick up the LOTION. Use the measuring cup on the sea-water, then leave the area and head for the clearing. Use the lotion on the diamond ring, then pull it off. It explodes, so it has no use other than to clear the way for the new ring. Now itís time to catch some fireflies. Go into inventory and use the auger on the jar lid before you capture the fireflies. Innocent firefly lives will be lost from suffocation if you donít. Use the jar on the fireflies, then use the hole-punched lid on the jar to capture them. You have a LANTERN. Leave and go to the lighthouse. Use the lantern on the lantern post, then the mirror on the broken mirror. The lighthouse finally works! Remember the story of the Welsh Ferryman who was lost in the mists? Go down to the beach next and talk to him. Ask him if heíll take you to Skull Island: he wonít unless you get him a compass. In inventory do the following: use the refrigerator magnet on the pin, use the magnetized pin on the cork, then use the cork on the measuring cup full of sea-water. You now have a compass, so give it to him. You donít want to go to Skull Island just yet, so leave knowing heíll be waiting there whenever youíre ready to go. Go to the
cemetery and down a screen, then look through the crack between the door. Talk through the crack in the door. Mort will tell you the only way to get into the crypt is to drop dead. Itís time to do some serious dying--you need to get into that crypt--so head back to the hotel and order a drink. In inventory use the chisel on the Head-B-Clear bottle to open it and then use the bottle on the drink. Drink the spiked drink: youíll have exactly the safe coma-that-looks- like-death that you were hoping for. In the tomb (after the credits reverse) use the chisel on the lower right coffin to open it and get out. Even though you hear knocking go ahead and pick up the COFFIN NAILS from your coffin: Stanís waited a long time to get out, so he can wait a bit longer. Now use the chisel on the center coffin to let Stan out. After he talks and gives you his BUSINESS CARD you can leave: it will take a while for him to set up shop as an insurance agent. Go back to the hotel and talk to Goodsoup, asking why you werenít buried in the family crypt. Pretend to be his long lost nephew, Wonton Goodsoup, but your looks will give you away. Head upstairs and go over to the right door. Do what any accomplished lock-picker would do: use Stanís laminated business card on the door to open it. You can examine the night stand and wardrobe, but thereís no use for them. Pull down the Murphy bed: notice that if you try to take the book the bed will flip back up. While you have it down examine the book: youíll probably need it to fully prove your Goodsoup heritage. To keep the bed down use the both the nail and the coffin nails on the bed: youíll need all of them to keep it down. Pick up the GOODSOUP HISTORY BOOK. After a quick examination of the skeleton leave the room. Next you need to prove you are a Goodsoup. Waste not, want not holds true in this case: you now have a use for the rest of the portrait that you cut the face
from. Use the portrait on the left door, open the door to go inside, then look through the porthole. Youíve proved your Goodsoup looks, so go downstairs and finish off the illusion by discussing Goodsoup history with your new Uncle.
Now that youíre a Goodsoup and will have to die again to get into the crypt
anyway, you might as well get some money from it. Besides, what smuggler would give up a huge diamond for free? Go to the cemetery and into Mutual of Stanís. Ask for life insurance and use the pirateís gold tooth as payment: you will
get the LIFE INSURANCE. Go back to the hotel and the bar. Order a drink, spike it with Head-B-Clear and drink it. Now you will end up in the crypt. For fun examine the crumbling hole in the ceiling: it wonít get you anywhere, but it sure brings back memories. Then head to the left until you meet the ghost. Talk to her thoroughly. Youíll learn that: 1. The one other suitor besides LeChuck that she found attractive was the one who never checked out of the hotel. 2. She needs to marry before Guybrush can get the ring. Head further to the left and pick up the CROWBAR in the coffin. What are those laughs? Walk towards the crack by going around the right side of the coffin to find out. Murray! For once he might be useful, so pick MURRAY up.
Now look through the crack and talk to Mort. For fun use every option before finally announcing your "web of deceit" and then choose the angry ghost option last. After a few futile attempts to scare Mort, retreat to sulk. While you
are still looking into Mortís room go into inventory and use the paste on the skeleton arm. Now use the sticky skeleton arm on the LANTERN to take it. Now that youíre back at the crypt screen go into inventory and use the lantern on Murray. Murray finally gets his opportunity to terrify mortals, and you get your ticket out of the crypt. Itís a win/win situation, and to make it even
more so stop by Stanís. Murray finds a very temporary home, and you can return to the hotel. Why not claim your benefits now? Because you need proof, and now that youíre a Goodsoup your death certificate is held with other family legal documents in the file cabinet. Return to the hotel and go into the back room to take the DEATH CERTIFICATE. Before you press your legal claim, you need to find Millie an equally dead mate, especially one she likes. Go upstairs and
use the crowbar on the boarded hole. Examine the gaping hole: itís a straight shot to the cemetery. Now use the crowbar on the bed to catapult your skeletal friend to his dearest love. After the sequence youíll be in the crypt. Take
the RING and leave the crypt. After the sequence go into Stanís and give the life insurance policy to him: you will give him the death certificate when he asks incredulously, and he will finally give you A LOT OF MONEY. Now return
to the beach and ask the Flying Welshman to take you to Skull Island. Once you arrive youíll eventually arrive at the top of the cliff. Ask the winch operator to lower you down the cliff. Oh dear, youíre falling an you canít get up. After taking a bump or two on the head, go up to the top of the cliff again. This
time youíll be prepared. Despite LaFootís reassurances heíll drop you again, so prepare to do the Mary Poppins maneuver. When he lowers you down and youíre falling, go into inventory and use the hand icon on the umbrella to use it.
Youíll float down gracefully to the cave below. When talking to the smugglers get highlight your assets by saying you have SO much money. Be truthful about your name and make a deal to play a poker game. As expected your hand is lousy, so go into inventory and use the tarot cards on it: five of a kind! Youíll win the game, and narrowly escape. After a bit of sweet revenge you return to Blood Island. After seeing the LeChuck sequence you know time is of the essence, so head directly to the clearing. In inventory use the diamond on the ring, then the ring on Elaine. *DIFFERENCES IN GAME MODES* In the Regular Mode here are all the things that have been altered: 1. The Mirror in the lighthouse doesnít need replacement 2. The dog biscuits are provided as more obvious way to get bitten by the dog 3. You donít have to prove you look like a Goodsoup 4. The door of windmill isnít locked 5. The door of the skeletonís room isnít closed or locked 6. The first drink you order always comes with umbrella 7. The jar of shaving cream easily opens PART V: KISS OF THE SPIDER MONKEY Take advantage of every dialogue option on LeChuck that you can, thereís some really funny stuff as well as some filling in of the cracks between the Monkey Island games. If you want to you can skip it, but for the full experience Iíd recommend trying everything. When youíre left after being zapped, simply open the tram door to leave. When Guybrush enters the carnival he will mention that his head feels foggy, and he canít think. Sounds like a job for Head-B-Clear. Now all we have to do is to find all three ingredients. The meringue in the pies contains eggs, so lets work on that first. Your Wharf Rat friend obviously wonít let you near the pies, and you canít get over to where the mime is while heís there, so letís get rid of the mime. Go over to Dinghy Dog and ask him about the prizes. Have him guess your age
and he will miss. However much youíre longing to take Murray, take the ANCHOR instead. Go into inventory and make a FAKE PIE: use the anchor on the pie pan, then the shaving cream on the pie pan. Use the fake pie on the pie stack: youíll automatically ask Wharf Rat to shoot the cannon, and this will knock
the mime out. Use the hand icon on the hole the mime looked through to have
Wharf Rat pitch the pie at you. You now have the MERINGUE: one down, two to go. To get the HAIR OF THE DOG and have him bite you, go over to Dinghy Dog and
push him 6 times. Heíll bite you, and youíll grab the hair. To finish off the ingredients go over to the Snow Cone stand and take the PEPPER MILL. To put them together ask the soda jerk for a PLAIN SNOW CONE. Go into inventory immediately after you get it, and then use the pepper, meringue and dog hair on it. It looks awful, but eat it anyway. *DIFFERENCES IN GAME MODES* In the Regular Mode here are all the things that have been altered: 1. You only have to use anchor on stack of meringue pies to knock mime out 2. You only have to hit Dinghy Dog 3 times to get the hair of the dog that bites you PART VI: GUYBRUSH KICKS BUTT ONCE AGAIN Quickly click on the first arrow up to get up onto the 1st diorama (Herman Toothrot). Take the ROPE and then get into one of the cars. Click on the up
arrow to the 2nd diorama (Rum Rogers) and take the KEG Oí RUM. Click on a passing car to exit. If LeChuck shows up at any time, donít worry: Guybrush is too quick for him. If you miss an item the track is circular, so you can always come back for it. Use the up arrow on the 3rd diorama (Wally) and open the lantern, use the parrot icon to blow the fire on the flask of oil out, then
take the FLASK OF OIL. Get into a passing car (if LeChuck doesnít force you
into one) and then click on the up arrow at the 4th diorama (Ice Monkey). Head up the path, then use the keg oí rum on the Ice Monkey arm. In inventory use the flask of oil on the rope, then use the rope on the keg. Finally head back down the path with the pepper mill in hand. When LeChuck arrives simply use the pepper mill on him at your very first opportunity. *DIFFERENCES IN GAME MODES* In the Regular Mode here are all the things that have been altered: 1. The flask of oil is ready to take. THE END By the way, you might want to wait through the excruciatingly long credits to see another segment. The segment has been accused of being lame, and goodness knows everyone is grumpy after sitting through a listing of most of the worldís population. Youíve gotten this far, so why not wait and watch? At least you
will have something useful to complain to other gamers about.
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